Lizzy then brushed her own hair back with the same hand.Īll the “poo-poo” flying everywhere led one announcer to exclaim, “This is like a Gallagher concert!” …Lizzy apparently flung crap at Veronica, which the intrepid camera crew did not pick up (with their cameras). While the interfering heel contingent hoisted one of the poop tubs into the ring…Ĭareful! La Parka and Psychosis have to wrestle in this ring next! It was enough to make Tom Green say, “Come on now, this is childish.” Remember, this is XPW, where the X stood for “Xtreme”.įor the rest of the match, it was “ poo-poo” this and “ poo-poo” that.
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“Shocking” because I can’t believe this promotion actually did have a TV show in the Los Angeles market.įellow heel Steve Rizzono then lugged in a bucket of what the announcers henceforth refer to exclusively as “ poo-poo”. …but in a shocking move, XPW Television champion Kaos ran in to take away Veronica. Veronica then took down Angel with some lucha moves.
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Luckily, Angel, bleeding from the head after what one announcer called (and I quote) an “ apparent chair shot”, came to just in time to make the save. XPW: So bad, it’s good it went out of business.
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Things went about as well as you’d expect, as GQ Money quickly pounced on Lizzy, pantsing her and undoing his zipper for – and this isn’t some edgy name for his finishing move or anything – an “ attempted rape”.
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The Woman of Forty Whacks had apparently been injured in a beatdown by the heel faction but, proving she had more guts than brains, she couldn’t resist inserting herself into a match with kiddie pools full of poop and a rapist. Sensing Angel was in trouble, Lizzy Borden – porn star and co-owner of XPW – came down to ringside to even up the sides. …running the ropes before dropping trou and jamming her crotch into Angel’s face, which the homosexual wrestler sold violently. He did an inward-flipping senton called, “The Bathhouse Bomb”.Īfter an exchange of chair shots early in the match that saw Angel temporarily incapacitated, Veronica took the opportunity to perform her lewd take on the People’s Elbow… …and their opponent, Angel, whose gimmick was that he was gay. Held at the Pico Rivera – or should I say, Fecal Rivera – Sports Arena, the bout began as an intergender handicap match between the team of porn star Veronica Caine and GQ Money, the wrestling rapist…
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Patrick Henry certainly would have had a problem with his famous quote being used to promote a match built around chucking one’s opponent into human excrement. XPW hosted its share of former ECW talent after the Philly promotion closed up shop, but watching this match, it’s hard to believe anyone from the Land of Extreme would want anything to do with this impostor promotion. XPW, if you’ll recall, was the ECW wannabe promotion run by pornographers that tried to crash Heat Wave 2000. The Raw Sewage match was put on by XPW on June 29th of 2002 and was enough to make Jerry Seinfeld break his vomit-free streak again. So as I was saying, this induction is going to be a short one – or at least it was going to be until I wrote that whole long intro. Here was a match that was literally crappy! A quick look at my Downloads folder reminded me that I’d been sitting on something called the “Raw Sewage Match” for months now. With “Bush League” off the table, I needed something short and unquestionably Wrestlecrap to write up on short notice. (By the way, Chris is crowdfunding a sequel to his modern-day cult classic, “ WNUF Halloween Special”, so if you drop him a few bucks, tell him Art O’Donnell sent you! He’ll have no idea what that means, as that’s not my real name) He would say things like, “Puts down mop” and “Mumble mumble” right out loud. What’s also a shame is that now I don’t have an occasion to share other low-budget film-related anecdotes, like the time my filmmaker friend Chris LaMartina auditioned Nikolai Volkoff for the role of a janitor but had to pass after Nikolai proved incapable of reading a script correctly. Instead I, the viewer, am bombarded with hysterical fits of canned laughter.īut, still, I can’t very well churn out a thousand words or more about a stupid laugh track and an otherwise okay movie.
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Yet I don’t get to decide for myself whether a line like, “ Wrestling is like my family” is worthy of a chuckle or was even intended to be funny in the first place.
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Think about that: Documentaries don’t have laugh tracks.įilms in general don’t have laugh tracks.Īnd it’s a real shame, too, because the movie underneath it all actually seems pretty amusing, with solid performances and deadpan humor. See, up until last night, my plan was to induct the low-budget film, “Florida Bush League Wrestling”, a mockumentary made around 2000 that some distributor appears to have bought the rights to and then smothered with a laugh track. This week’s induction is going to be on the lean side due to a last-minute change of plans.